Wednesday, September 22, 2010

Buy This

The following three items are for immediate sale.

E11 wood clarinet for intermediate players valued at $500. Practically new!

2002 Mini Cooper with only 41,000 miles. Bright red, manual transmission, great gas mileage. Asking $11,000.

4-bedroom house in the woods of Rhode Island. Beautiful setting on 1.4 acres 20 minutes from Providence. Offers over $449,000 will be seriously considered.

Buy the house for full price and I will throw in the clarinet for free. I can't throw in the car, but there will be a serious discount for homebuyers.

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