The following three items are for immediate sale.
E11 wood clarinet for intermediate players valued at $500. Practically new!
2002 Mini Cooper with only 41,000 miles. Bright red, manual transmission, great gas mileage. Asking $11,000.
4-bedroom house in the woods of Rhode Island. Beautiful setting on 1.4 acres 20 minutes from Providence. Offers over $449,000 will be seriously considered.
Buy the house for full price and I will throw in the clarinet for free. I can't throw in the car, but there will be a serious discount for homebuyers.
Operators are standing by ...
Final Arrangements
10 years ago
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